Top 10 Geeky One Liners

10. Hit any user to continue.

9. Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

8. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.

7. CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

6. Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.

5. C: Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

4. Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

3. Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

2. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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