Top 10 Geeky Pick Up Lines

10. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

9. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

8. Baby, if you were words on a page you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

7. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

6. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

5. You defragment my life.

4. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

3. I think my heart just lagged.

2. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

1. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)